Tuesday July 1, 2008 “If Obama is elected, with the Democrat majority congress, led by the Twin Anti-christs Pelosi and Reid, we will have an unprecedented intrusion into faith and religion that will weaken, if not destroy, the moral backbone of our country. Oh, and by the way, I am an athiest.”
Subject:What if there was only one assassin at Dealey Square
From:____ (James Nicoll)
Date:Tue, 1 Jul 2008 11:57:50 -0500
Newsgroups: soc.history.what-if

As the Warren Commission eventually demonstrated, the only person that did not attend JFK’s motorcade through Dallas with the intention of killing him that day was Zapruder. Groups whose killers (paid and pro bono) included the Legitimate Businessman’s Association (upset over Robert Kennedy’s investigation of the Mafia), the Soviets (upset over the Cuban missile crisis), the KKK (upset that the US had a Catholic President), the Vatican (upset that JFK was not bringing the US into the safety of the Pope’s rule), the Cubans, both pro- and anti-Castro, the Secret Service (to demonstrate why Presidents need their services), the Mormons (a belated retalitation for the Utah War), the Canadians (in retaliation for rude comments made during the Cuban Missile Crisis), Jacqueline (for JFK’s infidelity), all of Marilyn Monroe’s exes (for similar reasons), the Illuminati, and the Reverse Vampires. Needless to say, the American obsession with conspiracies and secret societies became a major part of that nation’s character after more than five thousand bullets tore through the President, his wife and anyone unfortunate to be in the path of the killer sent by the American Foundation for the Blind.

Suppose only one assassin made to the square that day and further suppose he was a lone nut? Take Lee Harvey Oswald, who confessed late in life to having gone to Dallas to kill JFK that day only to wait too long and have the prize snatched away from him. While it is tragic to see a POTUS cut down before his time, would JFK’s death at the hands of a lone gunman been better for the American psyche than what actually happened?

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